AAA TripleMania XXXIII Results
Arena CDMX
Mexico City, Mexico
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Commentators: (Corey Graves, JBL, Konnan)
Ring Announcer: Jesus Zuniga
Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: The 2025 La Copa Bardahl Cup Match
The Participants: (La Parka, Laredo Kid, Joaquin Wilde, Abismo Negro Jr, Taurus, Aerostar, Mecha Wolf, Cruz Del Toro, Otis, Pimpinela Escarlata, Cibernetico, Microman, Omos, Octagon Jr)
Order Of Eliminations
1.) Laredo Kid was eliminated by Aerostar
2.) Joaquin Wilde was eliminated by Mecha Wolf
3.) Aerostar was eliminated by Otis
4.) Taurus was eliminated by Otis & Pimpinela Escarlata
5.) Pimpinela Escarlata was eliminated by Otis
6.) Cibernetico was eliminated by Otis & Microman
7.) Cruz Del Toro was eliminated by Omos
8.) Abismo Negro Jr was eliminated by Omos
9.) Otis was eliminated by Microman
10.) Microman was eliminated by Omos
11.) Mecha Wolf was eliminated by La Parka
12.) Octagon Jr was eliminated by Omos
13.) La Parka was eliminated by Omos
Winner: Omos
– Chuey Martinez had a backstage interview with Dragon Lee. It’s a sold-out arena. He’s not concerned about the clowns, Dominik Mysterio and El Grande Americano. They call him the future of Lucha Libre, and he’s going to prove that by becoming the AAA Mega Champion.
– Paul Levesque and Nick Khan are chilling at ringside.
Second Match: El Mesias (c) w/Dorian Roldan vs. El Hijo De Dr. Wagner Jr For The AAA Latin American Championship
Quick shoving contest. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Mesias backs Wagner into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Mesias slaps Wagner in the face. Forearm Exchange. Mesias with repeated headbutts. Wagner responds with The Pump Kick. Wagner with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Wagner with a blistering chop. Wagner rolls Mesias back into the ring. Roldan trips Wagner from the outside. Mesias slams Wagner’s head on the top rope. Mesias drops Wagner with The DDT for a two count. Mesias is putting the boots to Wagner. Chop/Toe Kick Exchange. Mesias nails Wagner with a DDT on the ring apron. Mesias drives Wagner back first into the apron. Mesias rolls Wagner back into the ring. Mesias unloads a series of knife edge chops. Mesias sends Wagner to the corner. Mesias rakes the back of Wagner.
Mesias with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Mesias applies a rear chin lock. Wagner with elbows into the midsection of Mesias. Mesias clotheslines Wagner for a two count. Mesias dumps Wagner out of the ring. Roldan delivers another cheap shot behind the referee’s back. Mesias argues with El Hijo’s Father at ringside. Mesias tees off on Wagner. Mesias is trying to rip off Wagner’s mask. Mesias with clubbing blows to Wagner’s back. Mesias kicks Wagner in the face. Mesias slams Wagner’s head on the steel ring steps. Mesias with a blistering chop. Mesias rolls Wagner back into the ring. Mesias goes into the lateral press for a two count. Mesias with a forearm across the face for a two count. Mesias goes back to the rear chin lock.
Wagner attacks the midsection of Mesias. Wagner ducks a clothesline from Mesias. Wagner drops Mesias with a running clothesline. Wagner kicks Mesias in the face. Wagner slaps Mesias in the back of the head. Wagner with The Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Wagner with The Flying Splash for a two count. Wagner follows that with combo forearms. Wagner flips over a clothesline from Mesias. Wagner PowerBombs Mesias. Wagner hits The Wagner Driver for a two count. Wagner plays to the crowd. Roldan continues to run interference. Dr. Wagner Sr yanks Roldan off the ring apron. Wagner Sr clocks Roldan with a big right hand. Mesias Spears Wagner for a two count. Mesias stomps on Wagner’s chest. Mesias ascends to the top turnbuckle. Wagner with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Wagner with The SuperPlex. Wagner connects with The Wagner Driver to pickup the victory. After the match, Wagner celebrates with his dad.
Winner: New AAA Latin American Champion, El Hijo De Dr. Wagner Jr via Pinfall
– Chuey Martinez had a backstage interview with The Judgment Day. Finn Balor is feeling great, it’s the biggest TripleMania of all-time, because The Judgment Day is in Mexico City. Dominik Mysterio says that he’s going to solidify himself as the greatest Mysterio of all-time when he becomes the AAA Mega Champion. Rey Mysterio joins the conversation. Dirty Dom sarcastically says that he’s actually glad to see his dead-beat dad. Dom tells Rey to go sit in the crowd and watch him do what he was never able to accomplish, and that’s becoming the AAA Mega Champion.
Third Match: The Judgment Day w/Roxanne Perez vs. Mr. Iguana, Nino Hamburguesa, Lola Vice In A 6-Man Tag Team Match
Raquel Rodriguez and Lola Vice will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rodriguez outpowers Vice. Vice ducks a clothesline from Rodriguez. Vice starts shaking her hips. Rodriguez launches Vice to the corner. Vice side steps Rodriguez into the turnbuckles. Vice with a Spinning Back Kick. Vice kicks the left hamstring of Rodriguez. Rodriguez catches Vice in mid-air. Rodriguez goes for The Spinning Powerslam, but Vice counters with The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Vice transitions into a Triangle Choke. Vice with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Vice with a blistering chop. Vice follows that with a Rebound Arm-Drag. Rodriguez tags in Balor. Balor tells Vice to bring it. Iguana slithers into the ring. Iguana signals for the test of strength. Balor kicks Iguana in the gut. Iguana rolls under a clothesline from Balor. Iguana with a Rebound Arm-Drag. Balor regroups on the outside. Iguana with a Back Body Drop to McDonagh. McDonagh reverses out of the irish whip from Iguana. Iguana with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takeover for a two count. Iguana tags in Hamburguesa.
McDonagh toys around with Hamburguesa. Quick shoving contest. Balor tells McDonagh to keep his focus. McDonagh runs into Hamburguesa. Rodriguez slaps McDonagh in the face. McDonagh runs into Hamburguesa. Roxanne gives McDonagh some water from the outside. McDonagh starts doing some push ups. Hamburguesa catches McDonagh in mid-air. Hamburguesa bodyslams McDonagh. Hamburguesa levels McDonagh with The Body Avalanche. Hamburguesa side steps Balor into McDonagh. Hamburguesa with a Double Body Avalanche. Vice kicks Rodriguez in the ribs. Vice with a Running Hip Attack. Hamburguesa with a Running Cannonball Strike. Hamburguesa gets distracted by Roxanne. Hamburguesa knocks Balor off the ring apron. McDonagh avoids The Flying Leg Drop. McDonagh with forearm shivers. McDonagh repeatedly stomps on Hamburguesa’s chest. Judgment Day poses for the crowd. McDonagh tags in Balor. Balor with a gut punch. Balor slams Hamburguesa’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Balor with a knife edge chop. Balor tags in McDonagh. Balor with clubbing shoulder blocks. Following a snap mare takeover, McDonagh with a Flying Elbow Strike for a two count.
McDonagh tags in Balor. Hamburguesa hulks up. Hamburguesa clotheslines Balor. Balor tags in McDonagh. McDonagh stops Hamburguesa in his tracks. McDonagh knocks Iguana off the apron. McDonagh mocks Vice. McDonagh puts his leg on the back of Hamburguesa’s neck. Rodriguez clotheslines Hamburguesa behind the referee’s back. Vice wipes out Rodriguez with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the apron. McDonagh tags in Balor. Hamburguesa with a Double Vertical Suplex. Hamburguesa tags in Iguana. Iguana ducks a clothesline from Balor. Iguana with a Springboard HeadButt. Iguana attacks Balor with La Yesca. La Yesca bites McDonagh’s right hand. Iguana slaps McDonagh in the chest. Iguana delivers The Iguana-Rana. Iguana lands The SomerSault Plancha. Iguana is fired up. Balor brings out The Demonito Puppet. We have a puppet fight. Balor drops Iguana with The DDT. Demonito is biting La Yesca. Hamburguesa offers Balor a hamburger as a peace offering. Iguana clocks Balor with The Step Up Enzuigiri. Hamburguesa HeadButts McDonagh. Judgment Day catches Iguana in mid-air. Hamburguesa lands The Suicide Dive. Vice ducks a clothesline from Rodriguez. Vice unloads a flurry of strikes. Vice delivers The Spinning Back Fist. Roxanne shoves Vice off the top turnbuckle. Roxanne runs away from La Hierda. Rodriguez drops Vice with The Big Boot. Rodriguez connects with The Tejana Bomb to pickup the victory.
Winner: The Judgment Day via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Los Garza (c) vs. Psycho Clown & Pagano In A Street Fight For The AAA World Tag Team Championship
Pier six brawl after the bell rings. Pagano with a Spinning Back Kick. Berto dropkicks Clown. Los Garza flings multiple chairs and kendo sticks into the ring. Pagano and Clown pull out barbed wire kendo sticks from under the ring. It’s a Kendo Stick War in Mexico City. Clown unloads a flurry of strikes. Los Garza viciously whips Pagano and Clown with the barbed wire kendo sticks. Los Garza sets up two tables on the floor. Angel attacks the right knee of Pagano with a steel chair. Angel wedged a chair in between the turnbuckles. Angel tees off on Pagano. Angel talks smack to Pagano. Pagano sends Angel back first through the wedged chair. Pagano drops Berto with The Flying CodeBreaker. Clown viciously whips Berto with his pink belt. Clown with The Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Clown with a Pop Up Forearm. Clown punches Angel in the back. Clown SuperKicks Angelo. Clown attacks Berto’s back with the kendo stick. Clown with a Double German Suplex through two chairs for a two count.
Pagano and Clown poses for the crowd. Pagano and Clown give Los Garza the barbed wire kendo stick treatment. Clown puts a trash can over Angel’s hand. Pagano and Clown with a Double Chair Shot. Clown lands The Suicide Dive while holding a chair. Pagano with a Flying Leg Drop for a two count. Pagano transitions into a ground and pound attack. Pagano ascends to the top turnbuckle. Pagano goes for a MoonSault with a chair, but Angel ducks out of the way. Angel side steps Clown into the steel ring steps. Berto hooks the outside leg for a two count. Angel rolls a table into the ring. Berto slaps Pagano in the chest. Berto rocks Pagano with a forearm smash. Los Garza delivers The Avalanche MTY through the table for a two count.
Clown rolls another table into the ring. Los Garza goes for a Double Vertical Suplex, but Pagano counters with a Double Spear through the table in the corner. Angel HeadButts Pagano. Angel and Pagano are trading back and forth shots on the ring apron. Angel with The Pump Kick. Berto with a Springboard Enzuigiri. Angel with a PowerBomb/Powerslam Combination through two tables on the floor. Berto rolls Clown back into the ring. Berto hooks the outside leg for a two count. Berto is completely shocked. Berto puts Clown on the top rope. Overhand Chop Exchange. Berto HeadButts Clown. Pagano with a running haymaker. Pagano wraps barbed wire around Berto’s midsection. Pagano with a Running SomerSault Plancha. Clown connects with The Avalanche Spanish Fly to pickup the victory.
Winner: New AAA World Tag Team Champions, Psycho Clown & Pagano via Pinfall
STILL TO COME
– Lady Flammer (c) vs. Natalya vs. Faby Apache In A Triple Threat Match For The AAA Reina De Reinas Championship
– El Hijo Del Vikingo (c) vs. Dominik Mysterio vs. Dragon Lee vs. El Grande Americano In A Fatal Four Way Match For The AAA Mega Championship
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