Just when you thought the World Series couldn’t get any more unpredictable, Big Poppa Pump showed up with a math lesson for the ages.
On October 29, 2025, wrestling legend Scott Steiner took to Twitter to break down Game 5 of the World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays—using his infamous brand of “Steiner Math.” Steiner kicked things off with his usual energy and zero filter:
“OH YOU WANT STEINER MATH FOR THE WORLD SERIES?! You want me to break it down between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Blue Jays from Mexico North?! Well sit down, SHUT UP, and LISTEN TO THE NUMBERS.”
From there, it was a numbers game—Steiner style. He gave the Dodgers the edge straight out of the gate.
“You see, normally, each team’s got a 50/50 chance of winning. BUT the Dodgers are a powerhouse — lineup, bullpen, payroll bigger than most countries budgets — That gives ‘em a 75% chance off the jump.”
Then came the bonus math for home-field advantage.
“Home field advantage? Add 15%. 75% + 15% = 90%.”
Of course, Steiner didn’t hold back when it came to roasting the Blue Jays, referring to them as “Mexico North” and picking apart their perceived weaknesses.
“Blue Jays? They’re from Mexico North — soft schedule, cold weather, long flight — Subtract 10% for travel, 5% for nerves under the lights. 50% – 15% = 35%.”
But he wasn’t done. Steiner claimed the Dodgers’ momentum alone slashed the Jays’ chances even further.
“But the Dodgers’ momentum drops that another 20%. Final math: Dodgers: 90% + 20% clutch = 110%. Blue Jays: 35% – 20% = 15%.”
And then came the knockout line that fans of Steiner Math have waited years to hear:
“And the numbers don’t lie — They spell DISASTER for the Blue Jays.”
In the middle of detailed matchup previews, lineups, bullpen reports, and Shohei Ohtani speculation, Steiner’s promo lit up social media—reminding everyone that the chaos of the World Series is never limited to the baseball diamond.
Scott Steiner might not be in the batter’s box tonight, but his numbers are already shaking things up. Whether you buy the math or not, one thing’s for sure—Game 5 just got a whole lot more entertaining.
Do you agree with Scott Steiner’s take on the World Series? Or did his math hit a curveball? Please share your thoughts and feedback in the comment section below.
